Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Is prison a better place than office???

@ PRISON
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office



@ WORK
You get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it


@ WORK
You get time off for good behavior
you get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ PRISON
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself


@ WORK
You can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games


@ WORK
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat


@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family


@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners


@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called managers

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